Most people have 2 balls, I have those 2 and a keelie
by Lord Spencedick January 16, 2021
Get the Keelie mug.Keelie is a girl boss in itself. Her brain is filled with smiles and rainbows as Josh puts it. She likes to wear a certain perfume that smells very nice. Keelie’s most common complaint is “my fave hurts” because she smiles all the time at her job. Keelie’s bestie is named Anna VD and they are practically the same person, except Anna runs and keelie does not. The only other difference the two have is their taste in men. If you’re looking for a high energy bsf fund yourself a keelie. They never disappoint. She also likes to flirt with individuals at work to get money out of them, what a smart and classic move. We love keelie.
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Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022
Get the Keely mug.The most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She will make your world light up no matter what she does. she can literally make anything attractive and especially her wonderful personalty. She is wonderful person to be around all of time. She will help you when your down and even if she is down. and if you date her from experience, She will be the most delightful you date deadass. We love her and she will love you. - Jayden
Yo, Have you heard that Keeli almost got into a car crash yesterday? No What! there is no way. Right bro! and i was going to ask her out yesterday, She is so kind and cute! I agree man you go for it she is really a keeper.
by JaydenVx August 15, 2022
Get the Keeli mug.A usually large overweight female. Keelye is the mean one in her friend group and no one likes to be around her.
by Thefagman April 22, 2022
Get the keelye mug.keely finghurs is an amazing wife to her female husband. she is just keely and her instagram can be hacked very easily by the same person. she is a very cool and epic gurlie and we luv her and her dog and cat <3
1: is that keely fanning???? the one who had that wedding with her female husband?
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.
2: no, its keely FINGHURS!! their wedding was amazing, you can never top it.
by ?!$@$% May 2, 2022
Get the keely fanning mug.tiny little 4 foot asian girl. she weighs 500 pounds and on her deathbed. but she’s honestly the best girl and can take a lot of dick yk what i mean??
by sunsetballs September 29, 2022
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