autocorrect karma

When you type something into you smart phone that autocorrects into your true feelings.

Text 1 : Hey guys, would you rather spend your holidays
A) boozing with friends or
B) harming out with your family?

Text 2 : My bad, autocorrect karma, should have said "hanging out"

by Gronkage March 24, 2016

Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory

The theory that every video on YouTube has at least one ongoing argument in the comments section. These arguments often have nothing to do with the video itself, and tend to involve uncited sources and inexorably strong language. The theory is named after YouTube's creators: Steven Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.

Thanks to the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory, you can easily experience the downfall of human society firsthand.

by ILikeTheHamburgers March 13, 2013

parking karma

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.

I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.

by PaulieJr October 19, 2006

Karizma

Karizma is a unique name for a beautiful girl. She has a way with the guys, with an amazing body. Medium sized ass, and a pretty face that she's proud of. Very sensitive but bold and has a charming smile that gets everyone. Has ghetto in her down deep somewhere so she got hands and can whip your ass.

OMG!! Look at karizma over there! Dat ass doeee

by godlytruth1 December 30, 2014

Agent of Karma

1 - Someone who is sick of waiting for others to get what is coming to them, and by becoming an "Agent of Karma", they then bring the consequences upon the other person themselves. Classification as the "Agent of Karma" makes it so that you are then not eligible for any bad karma to then be returned onto you.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.

I sent the nude pictures that I had of my ex-boyfriend to his entire office via email. Had he been nicer to me, I wouldn't have needed to become an Agent of Karma.

by Scarredpinky October 20, 2005

Karina

A very beautiful girl that believes that she isn’t. Usually has a HUGE crush on someone. But is afraid to tell them. She is shy and socially awkward at first but after you get to know her she is an extrovert! She doesn’t go for the hottest guy, she goes for the smartest, funniest, and kindest boy (as long as they are somewhat cute)

Karina said she was fat yesterday when she is definitely not!

by KKCUPCAKE June 9, 2019

Karma Police

They will arrest you for metaphorical crimes that no one actually understands.

Karma police, arrest that man! He is talking in maths and buzzing like a fridge, and I believe he is a detuned radio(head.) And arrest that girl! Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

Oh, uhh...for a minute there I lost myself.

by funwillfunwill August 3, 2016