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Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.
I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!
by Lauren March 25, 2005
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jurassic parker

A person of any age who is mentally fossilised, cautious, brain-dead, dull, unimaginative, dinosauric, living in the past, not with-it, or has lost his marbles. Someone who is uncomfortable with the age of the Internet and mobile phones and still communicates by snail mail and gets his information from the library. A dodo.
Named after Jurassic Park, the film, and the coastline in Dorset, England, now known too as Jurassic Park, with its ammonites and other fossils. An inhabitant of Lyme Regis, Dorset. Fossil Hunters.
A horde of Jurassic Parkers got off the coach for a 'pit-stop'.
Strung out a long the beach, armed with geological hammers and backpacks,were a dozen keen Jurassic Parkers examining the rocks for ammonites they could take home for the mantlepiece.
He stood scratching his head in bewilderment and chuntering to himself about the need to check it all again - a Jurassic Parker in complete faff mode. The group left without him.
by Henley January 1, 2009
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Jurassic Park

In refrence to the movie Jarassic Park on of the front two passengers of a car drops his pants and lets loose a diarrhea fart. This blinds the person from feces fragments and resembles the scene where Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight) is attacked by a Dilophosaurus in his car while trying to steal Dinosaur DNA. Hence Jurassic Parking someone.
I am gonna Jurassic Park your ass!

Don't make me Jurassic Park you.

You Jurassic Parked him good.

Next time she complains like that you should Jurassic Park her.

I am going to be Jurassic Parking her tonight.
by pntbllw3 June 25, 2009
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jurassic

meaning to lose your temper to a point where you become primitively violent and typically not armed with modern weapons.
"did you see that fight?"
"yeah, dude mike totally went jurassic."

'you better shut your mouth before i go jurassic on your bitch ass!!!"
by N. Vega May 4, 2008
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Jurassic

To be dried up, dead, old, lame, stale, not worth the time.
1:Ay, let's hit Pipeline tonight!
2: Hell naw, that shit is Jurassic. Big Booty Judy got a party at her crib.
1: Iight, let's do it.
by swishahipz November 12, 2011
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Jurassic Parkinsons

the over dramatic shaking a friend may produce when desperately trying to reenact the "welcome to Jurassic Park" scene
Friend A: "Ugh. I hate when Josh gets a hold of my crutches."
Friend B: "Why? It's hilarious. I bet he'll 'welcome us to his park' again."
Friend A: "Yeah...but it just looks like he has Jurassic Parkinsons."
by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010
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Jurassic Style

When someone gets fucked up the ass by a t-rex with no lube.
Luke told me Colin got fucked... Jurassic style.
by Tony Bonanza December 27, 2010
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