Jovia

one relating to god-like. a person with this name should be honored like a king. used as slang by hipsters

a type of sandwitch made of salami, lettuce, mustard, turkey, and cheese on rye bread

dude, did you see that jovia over there, get on your knees and pray.
i am a hipster and my goal in life is to become a jovia

i just had a jovia, it was delicous

by themastergrant May 30, 2011

jolisa

A talented girl and one that is kind other people a person that loves her family and friends and a person that is Panamañian

Jolisa is a wonderful friend

by Chiquitinis June 18, 2018

bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.

trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"

by mb88 January 9, 2008

Bon Jovi

An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).

Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.

by Dovis January 22, 2011

Jobism

The belief that jobs are the only solution to poverty and other social problems

Jobism is the only way we're going to fix this country.

by American Worker January 20, 2009

Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.

Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?

Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!

by the orr January 24, 2013

Joist

To ram one another. Typically used with reference to two homosexual males, or two homosexual females wearing strap-ons.
Have sex, rail, bone, make love, anally fon

"Let's joist."

"It's about time you asked."

by The Misanthropist March 8, 2015