Jorge

An ugly ass bitch. Has a limp dick. Kind of looks like the Chuck E. Cheese mascot. Can't get hard to save a life, even as a girl says "I want your dick inside me." He just can't get hard. He is kinda gay and is usually very dark skinned. You can't even see the man in the dark. It's saddening. Pray for Jorge.

Nah. I can get my dick hard pretty fast. I'm not a Jorge.

by blessed_soul November 18, 2019

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The most annoying goose on the planet. Like actually the most annoying motherfucker. He looks like a large wet soggy diaper. Bloody Jorge.

Jorge woke up the entire Prospect dorm with his honking last night!

I was eating lunch and Jorge came and tried to steal my sandwich.

Jorge thinks he is a majestic creature. This could not be further from the truth.

by MoHo February 11, 2014

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Jorge is my bestfriend.<3
He thinks he's Spiderman..that's a lie.
Because we all know Miranda is Spiderman.
Anywho..
I love Jorge veryveryvery much. :}
He's..amzing! & my soul mate.
I'm a lucky kid(:<
Oh, btw ladies, Jorges like to sneeze on people.
Soo.. watch out! :D
-Miranda, yay, Haa.

Hey, I love Jorge.

by MUrfandaa August 31, 2010

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Noun; A Canadian dude with great music taste and an ORGASMIC voice. Good at guitar. Good in the sack. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, good in the kitchen. Sometimes watches gay porn.

Verb; A word referring to the infamous sex move, the "Jorge".

Adjective; To be pretty.

"That stripper last night was suuuuuuch a Jorge"
"OH BABEH, JORGE ME AGAIN!11!!11!!one!!eleven!!1"
"That guy is so Jorge yo."

by Lawlerpops January 12, 2010

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