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Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.
"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"
by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014
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kim jongdae

Kim jongdae is a vocal legend, the True Visual in exo, a cute man and a beautiful angel with a heart of gold.

He owns the title of master of whining. His laugh is considered one of the wonders of the world.

He is also known by his name Matteo.
Speaker 1: do you know who kim jongdae is?
Speaker 2: of course, he’s the vocalist of our generation
Speaker 1: Amen
by bangsternat January 31, 2018
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kim jong un

1-“hey have you heard about that bitch in north korea? i can’t remember his name.”
2-“ oh you mean kim jong un.”
3-“ yeah that’s the one!”
by dr. daddy drake November 26, 2018
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Yang Jeongin

: hey its that Yang jeongin from Stray Kids?

me: no, that’s a bread.
by im discombobulate December 21, 2020
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Kim Jong-un

The supreme leader of North Korea. Interests consists of: listening to Katy Perry's "Firework", drinking Margaritas, and strolling aisle to aisle in North Korea's "grocery stores." Death caused by missile shot at his chopper while Jenny Lane's Firework cover in the background. Also, this all took place in the movie, "The Interview."
Person 1: So you want us to kill the supreme leader of North Korea?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Holy shit, we need to kill Kim Jong-un
by UserNameTV January 1, 2015
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Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,
Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!
by Snarfy June 7, 2009
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Kim Jong Il

A (now dead) communist leader. The misinformed may think that he is an actor, singer or dancer, but in fact he is not.
Kim Jong Il has died
But he is on Pluto now
Fighting a robot
by LunarDance December 28, 2011
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