Boris Johnson

The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.

John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.

Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.

by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021

ding dong Johnson

A term for a long home run in baseball. Pedro Martinez originally coined the term.

Cespedes hit a loooonnnnnggggggg ding dong Johnson!!!!!!!

by dingdongJohnsons August 17, 2019

Johnsonville

Any social gathering where the male:female attendance ratio is disappointingly high. See also: "sausage fest."

We bugged out of Carl's place early--it was totally Johnsonville over there.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

Caramel Johnson

A popular sex act/alcoholic beverage. It involves whiskey, vodka, cruisers and sex with Joe Cammel.

Damn!! Seb had a nasty Caramel Johnson last night!!

by Caramel Jackson November 26, 2011

Naughty Johnson

A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.

Stan took his Naughty Johnson down to the health clinic so they could diagnose the new red bumps.

by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018

Calvin Johnson

Arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. Attended Georgia Tech for three years. Won the Biletnikoff (best WR) award his junior year. A top 5 pick in the draft. Also referred to as "The Truth".

The ACC is glad as hell that Calvin Johnson entered the NFL Draft.

by WBT January 29, 2007

johnson family jewels

the sack of stones attached to a johnson, the balls on a dick

"ouch, that soccer guy just took one in the johnson family jewels."

--also, every episode of america's funniest videos includes at least one guy getting whacked in the johnson family jewels by a kid with a baseball bat, golf club, a kid swinging at a pinata, or some other predictable manner

by spiderbesideher September 26, 2009