Johnnie

A drunk asshole who gets pulled over at 108 mph and loses his job all over his ex gf

Don't be a Johnnie

by Cheeko February 10, 2017

Stop N' Shop Johnnie

A very crazy dirty hobo that picks through trashcans, talks to everyone and gives useless advice. He also walks with a limp due to getting hit by a mack truck. you can find him walking the streets of hull and hingham, and at any liquor stores in that area. He also claims that he lives on the moon and gets there on a space monkey.

Stop N' Shop Johnnie digs through trash in the hingham/hull area on a daily basis.

by herpegonasifilus420 December 5, 2009

Johnna

A cute Loving hottie that is the most bootiful girl in the world, she so hot you just want to pull ur pants down

person: hey girl wanna hang out *takes pants off*
Johnna: Sure! may i have ur number??
Person: Yes And ma d

by TUURTLE May 21, 2016

Johnna

The act of massaging a man's genitals whilst lick his anus.

Person a: I gave Tony a Johnna last night.
Person b: You're a dirty skank, we can't talk anymore.

by Cuntwallet June 26, 2010

johnnyextreemo

the koolest guy ever, sexy, smart some times... easy to love, extremely hot, and can kick all of your aasses at once.

that guy is so johnnyextreemo

by Johnny Extreemo March 27, 2004

Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

Johnnie

A super goofy girl who can make taking a picture like a pro look like a baby messing with a camera. You will never take your eyes off of her when she's around. And you'll be glad u have her in your life

Man I love Johnnie so much

by Arcanoffirw October 5, 2017