by El sniffer March 15, 2019
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"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
"um... ive got a knife?"
"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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to have a homeless man help you masturbate, and during your climax said homeless man takes a shit on your chest
Bill: "OMFG!!! that johnstown jackoff was the best"
Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"
Jerry: "ya thank god he was a semi-clean homeless man"
by The Pi Guy17 September 26, 2009
Get the Johnstown Jackoff mug.Appears shy or quiet at first, yet with reflection it becomes obvious that she simply has a quiet brand of confidence which rejects all arrogance.
Can be funny, sexy, impulsive; she changes herself on whim. Most likely to discuss the state of international affairs one minute, then go bungee jumping, quickly finish her work and chores before finishing with a night with a party you will never forget.
She is a walking contradiction. If you find her, keep her. She's the one.
Can be funny, sexy, impulsive; she changes herself on whim. Most likely to discuss the state of international affairs one minute, then go bungee jumping, quickly finish her work and chores before finishing with a night with a party you will never forget.
She is a walking contradiction. If you find her, keep her. She's the one.
"I really need someone to do a charity sky-dive with me!"
"They'd have to be a real Nicky Johnston to do that!"
"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not your Nicky Johnston."
"They'd have to be a real Nicky Johnston to do that!"
"It's not you, it's me. I'm just not your Nicky Johnston."
by yours... February 6, 2010
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Get the Skylar Johnston mug.He is a level 5 certified roadman and usually refers to himself as “YungAJCerti” or “AJCerti”. This type of person is a absolute g and a driller.
Yo g, did you catch my bro “AJCerti” over there he’s a certi roadman this means he is very hard. Whatever you do don’t call him Alex Johnston since it’s his government name and can’t be baited out.
by AJCerti December 5, 2018
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Jeremy Johnston is a term you use when your thriving, doing really well at something, also if you have good looks. If your just pure god which Jeremy Johnston is which technically you ain’t because Jeremy Johnston is god
by Chrisbrownlover69 July 14, 2020
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