Look at that jeeter over there! Woo-wee that boy's ridin that tractor like there ain't no tomorrow!!
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Johnny Damon’s colon was non-existent after playing a three-hour game of Derek Jeter with Jason Giambi.
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Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.
Tyler: What?
Mikala: Like are you a bear or an otter?
Tyler: I'M A DUDEFUCKING JOTTER!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1: yeah dude, i totes fucked this rly hot jotter last night.
dude2: did the curtains match...?
dude1: obvs. i got red all over his red. jotters are the sexiest.
Advice: Jotters DO have souls! Do not mistake the jotter for a fat ginger, nor joke about their lack of soul or growing up into red bears. They will fuck you up.
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N. Shortstop for the New York Yankees. Undoubtably the best player, let alone shortstop, in the game.
V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.
V. To Jeter: i.e., To make an unbelievable back hand stop on a ball and jump up and back while making an incredible throw to first base. Most aptly performed from the shortstop position; however, it may be possible for a player to Jeter from any position on the field.
Announcer 1: Carlos Guillen runs back, he makes a beautiful back hand play, jumps up, and fires the ball to first for the out.
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!
Announcer 2: Man, Carlos really Jetered on that last play!
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