jort

Jorts are a short word for Jean Shorts

Dude, why are you wearing jorts? You look like a douche.

by Quincy Morris March 14, 2008

jorteralls

Short overalls made of denim.

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.

by Callmelunette April 7, 2011

jortscore

>A genre of music derived from the fashion of indie-pop, emo-punk, and lo-fi garage.

jorts-guy1: "do you ever listen to pop-punk?"

jorts-guy2: "ew, I only listen to jortscore now..."

by punkyBrwster October 6, 2013

Jortoguega!

excited to the point of stupidity usually used in a situation where the excitement is unnecessary, looked down upon or contradictory to the views of the majority.

Zaq: hey Greg wanna do some weed?
Greg: Jortoguega!

Zaq: chill the fuck out its just weed.

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 27, 2018

joethepeoplefollower

if you are reading this, cover your webcam because he is watching

joethepeoplefollower watches

by joethepeoplefollower February 25, 2020

Joeru

A nice, strong, handsome person with unlimited rizz and gets all the females.

Damn Joeru is so strong and handsome he gets all the bitches

by Joeruuu July 26, 2022

Jorter

Jorter is a type of person to eats shorts. Reminiscent of the saying "eat my shorts". A Jorter is somebody who you want to unfriend because one day they will consume your jean shorts with or without consent.

*hits blunt* "Fuck them Jorters bro, they ate my best jorts."

by ZoorinDWalade June 13, 2023