Billy Joel Special

A Billy Joel Special is when a drunk driver crashes in to your house

"I was just having a quiet meal with my family, then all of the sudden, BOOM! I got hit with a Billy Joel special."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Joel

Joels are absolutely wonderful. They are helpful and sweet, always willing to brighten your day. They are excellent at cuddles and totally adorable. They are funny and strange in a delightful way. If a girl ever finds herself in a relationship with a Joel she should hold on! Joels are unique and amazing.

Joel: My name is Joel.
Girl: Will you marry me?

by LoveJoel April 13, 2011

Joel Zumaya

The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires

Joel Zumaya strikes out the side!

by MikeLCoriasso February 22, 2009

Joelle

Joelle is a wonderful person and every person like her because she is very hot funny and clever😊 When you have problems Joelle always will help you. She has a perfect body and an amazing charakter.

Person 1: Do you know a Joelle?
Person 2: Yes a wonderful person

by Kakiliki January 7, 2017

jelsie

Jelsie is an amazing girl and will make you laugh with just about about anything. She loves sexual jokes and makes sexual jokes. She can be annoying but thats just her. When you really get to know a jelsie you will want her in your life forever. Jelsies are amazing friends and will do anything to lift someone up when they are down. Jelsies are usually pretty and are barely thick which makes them beautiful. They have a great body. You are lucky to know a Jelsie

Boy 1: dayum! Jelsie is beautiful!

Boy2: wow dont you wish she was mine?

Boy 1: back off. If anyone is getting her its me!

by Billiewearsblack July 9, 2018

Joelli

Joelli is a nice, pretty, funny, cool, and amazing girl. Has a nice shining smile and is a great person to hangout with. Really likes video games even though she rages at them, it’s easy to calm her down. She is really pretty. She always tells herself she isn’t pretty. And that is the only lie she tells, she is always honest and a really trustworthy girl.

I love you Joelli!❤️🤪

Joelli is the nicest person I know.

by DennisB_10 February 25, 2019

Joelia

A girl who could easily have (and deserves) the world if she wanted, but she’d be happy with a trip to walgreens. She loves you, you, you, and even you. Once you have her, hold her close.

“Hey, it’s Joelia over there!”
“Look at her, what a princess.”

by cameronjam January 7, 2021