Joan Marc is an extroverted guy who doesn’t have any problem in talking to literally anyone in the streets, clubs, bars or any place you can imagine. He will even talk to dogs if he’s bored. He likes partying and going out so if you ever want to have some fun at night, text him, he will always have a plan. Joan Marc, Joanmi or JM is the type of guy that turns shitty parties in good ones. Even tho he sucks at driving, he is really talented for football, and one day he will play for the best club in the world, Real Club Deportivo Español, or so he says. In conclusion, Joan Marc is a synonym for guaranteed fun.
- Damn, I wanna go out so bad tonight Joan Marc.
- Bro, tonight we go to La Parca Night Club.
- Bro wtf is La Parca Night Club?
- I dont even know i just heard some friends are going there.
- Yeah but today is monday bro…
- Man I always have a plan lets goooooooo
- Puto Joanmi xd
- Bro, tonight we go to La Parca Night Club.
- Bro wtf is La Parca Night Club?
- I dont even know i just heard some friends are going there.
- Yeah but today is monday bro…
- Man I always have a plan lets goooooooo
- Puto Joanmi xd
by T47IYAH November 23, 2021
Get the Joan Marcmug. Zoe Joan the most beautiful girl in the world. She is perfect in every single way possible. When she is happy the entire world gets brighter and better she is amazing the best person in the universe!
She can also be really stubborn but only because she is always right and you will lose in any argument against her so don’t even try :) you don’t wanna make her mad
If you know Zoe then you are one of the luckiest person ever if you are her friend then make sure to take care of her because she is the bestest friend she has an amazing heart
I love you zoe <3
She can also be really stubborn but only because she is always right and you will lose in any argument against her so don’t even try :) you don’t wanna make her mad
If you know Zoe then you are one of the luckiest person ever if you are her friend then make sure to take care of her because she is the bestest friend she has an amazing heart
I love you zoe <3
by Shitlesssensless February 4, 2022
Get the Zoe Joanmug. A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.
Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"
Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"
Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"
by SleepingNaked May 14, 2010
Get the Joan Didionmug. Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers
by Marineassassin January 15, 2010
Get the Joan Riversmug. bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE
the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE
the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.
'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'
by aHindu. April 23, 2008
Get the joan of arcmug. 