jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Jitters

A green jock small eyed bird wearing a soccer uniform first appearing in "Animal Crossing: Wild World" and later Animal Crossing instalments.

Don't hit Jitters with the net just because he is "ugly," he is such a dreamie at soccer!

by BluePuzzle December 9, 2020

Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.

Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.

by Emjoallen January 10, 2022

Jitter liquid

A brown energy liquid that is either smooth or chewable or somewhere in between depending on who what and how it was made.

Can you please make me another jitter liquid this one is too chewable.

by Petperson989 October 7, 2023

Jittered

When your not completely SHOOK!

“Did you like the shows plot twist”
“ I mean it was okay, I was jittered”

by Ismelloffrootloops May 24, 2018

Jitter

A simping little bitch

Jerry: sorry i couldn't make it to sonic i had to take a female home

Max: Dammit Jerry you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 25, 2021