Jessy

Scottish/Northern English phrase to suggest someone is a coward.

(your mate wont ask a girl out) "aww come on, stop being a Jessy"

(someone runs away from a fight with you) "Haha, ya big Jessy"

by Phoxxxmeister January 13, 2009

Sally Jessy Raphael

A talk-show host from the 80's and 90's best known for her oversized red-framed glasses; Sally Jessy Raphael is indeed an O.H. Original Hipster.

Person 1: "OMG!! Who's my baby-daddy?"

Person 2: "Chick, that's some Sally Jessy Raphael shit right there."

by MorganFreemanLives October 9, 2012

jisselboom

1.) to boom with jiss (see jiz or jizz )
2.) an exclamation of disappointment (see WTF )

1.) Dude, then what she did next almost made me jisselboom in my pants!
2.) Jisselboom dude! You got my car impounded!

by Big O January 25, 2004

Jessy

A Pimp Ass Mutherfucking Mandingo That Would Steal Your Girl And Plow Her.

Jojo-Have You Seen Jessy?
Antonio-Yea That Pimp Ass Mutherfucking Mandingo Stoled My Girl And Ruuined Her By Plowing Her..Ruuuined.

by GetMoneyGetLaid September 25, 2010

jessy

1. Someone with either a lazy eye or one normal eye and one glass eye, usually the fake/lazy eye flops and is easy to notice.
2. 'Jessy' can also be used as an insult.

Person 1: 'Wow look over there!'
Person 2: 'I can't see anything, what is it?'
Person 1: 'Your a fucking jessy!'
Person 2: 'Fuck you'

by i have to eyes, sucked in jessy October 14, 2006

jessye

name given to children that have an identical match to gizmo from gremlins

That jessye over there sure does look like gizmo!

by ryan yo August 21, 2006

Jiss

When you urinate, after sexual intercourse or masturbation in which you have achieved ejaculation, Jiss is the chunky-ish white semen left over that gets shot out while said urination is taking place.

Guy#1: Dude this morning sex was great!

Guy#2: I know! Only, I had a large amount of Jiss shoot out, bounce of my toilet into my eye.

by ICP is the gayyest November 21, 2009