twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Peep Jerky

Aged marshmallow peeps. Peeps that have become stale and tough.

Dude, don't eat that...it's so old it's totally peep jerky!

by okla_ddog April 30, 2010

Hadji Jerky

-Term used to describe body remains of a Suicide bomber after he or she has detonated themselves. The self-inflicted explosion tears the body apart, leaving scraps of flesh that tend to look like pieces of beef jerky.

We arrived to find pieces of Hadji Jerky on the walls and in the street around the blast area.

by Gansta J September 25, 2006

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

Gas station jerky

getting dick in the gas station restroom.

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021

beef jerky

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

by Brandon G. August 27, 2005

sleep jerky

The act of using a sleeping persons hand to pleasure yourself

Don't pass out around that guy he'll end up pulling a sleep jerky

by WoRdSmItH January 27, 2013