To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
by DWright March 30, 2007
Get the Tear Jerker mug.A sexual position requiring a bucket of ice, a gag, and some icy-hot or related substance. You must first seduce the woman by rubbing ice on her nipples for an extended period of time while she is gagged. Then you must slap her ass repeaditaly afterwards rubbing icy-hot over the previously spanked are to increase burning.
by Meatless_Meatballs December 1, 2009
Get the Upside Down Siberian Tear Jerker mug.When you have sex with a girl with a glass eye and when you are about to blow your load you take her glass eye out ejaculate in her eye socket and put the eye back in so the glass eye forces out a tear of jizz
Man: I'm so good baby I'll make cry
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
Glass eyed woman: Okay but you have to clean my eye after the Tear Jerker. I hate cleaning jizz off my glass eye.
by Shogun of Skanks October 29, 2010
Get the Tear Jerker mug.Kind hearted person. When you first meet her, she can be very shy and closed off. Although, as you get to know her a lot more, you learn that she can be very fun and exciting to talk to, makes you feel welcomed and wanted, and always reminds you that it’s awesome to just be yourself. She can often be very open. She loves to laugh and makes people very happy. She is a person that can’t be described easily. This person is a wonderful friend to have and know. She gives a great open atmosphere anytime you are with her.
by TheOnlySpectator February 20, 2019
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