by Goushuu-Jin October 9, 2003
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Gary is the ultimate jargonista. He was able to deflect each of Claire's questions with a bunch of mis-used and non-sensical technical terms without spilling his latest barista creation.
by Furry Trout August 14, 2011
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i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
i.e. Medicine: Medical jargon would be a complicated diagnosis or term used by a doctor nurse or someone involved in the medical community. Jargon is typically used by douchebags who think they're hot shit by knowing words you don't, when in reality they are just gay.
Person 1: Ow man, my head hurts.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
Person 2(douchebag): Ahh, you mean your cranium.
Person 1: Don't bring that shit here, throwing down some straight up medical jargon.
by defusious January 7, 2009
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by Go DJ June 28, 2010
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by reginafresh May 1, 2009
Get the Jergous mug.(1a) noun; a person(/s) with an abnormally large head;
(1b) noun; a tribe residing in the southeastern coast of Africa bearing the same name.
(2) verb; the act of enlargening one's head using a suction tube.
(1b) noun; a tribe residing in the southeastern coast of Africa bearing the same name.
(2) verb; the act of enlargening one's head using a suction tube.
(1a) I saw that freakin' Jerlo at the bus stop again, dude.
(1b) I once went on a trip to Africa, and I saw these Jerlo tribesmen hunting for a deer.
(2) Help me dude, I'd like to Jerlo myself up.
(1b) I once went on a trip to Africa, and I saw these Jerlo tribesmen hunting for a deer.
(2) Help me dude, I'd like to Jerlo myself up.
by imbapogee October 19, 2009
Get the Jerlo mug.Used to describe or point out a woman or a woman's breasts in the presence of other people. It is a signal to a friend that there are breasts in close proximity.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
Often shortened to "jengo" or "jengos." Can be used in combination with other describing words that still allow for it to not be obvious that you are talking about a woman within earshot.
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While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
While in a large group, simply yell "Jengofett!" to alert nearby friends that somethings of interest are near or nearing.
While near a hippy chick with large breasts: "So I was thinking about bohemi-jengo the other day while skeet shooting some old Abba records." This will alert your friend that a hippy chick with some sweet gong donglers is around.
While near a fat girl with monstrous breasts: "Jabba-jengo is an interesting subject of study in today's economic climate." Be aware that not everyone will be thankful for the chance to see some below the belt tommyknockers.
by jengofett December 3, 2009
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