by spiffs April 22, 2010
Two guys are walkin down the street and a woman wit a fine ass.
First guy smacks the woman's ass and then walks away while the woman grabs her ass. "Jellyfishing!"
Second guy, "Why'd you call it jellyfishin'?"
First guy, "Cuz it jiggles and it stings!"
First guy smacks the woman's ass and then walks away while the woman grabs her ass. "Jellyfishing!"
Second guy, "Why'd you call it jellyfishin'?"
First guy, "Cuz it jiggles and it stings!"
by awakener71 March 03, 2015
When a man and woman have sex in a pool and the man pulls out at the last second and shoots his "jellyfish" into the water. This can and should be enhanced by being performed at night in a pool with lights making the jellyfish glow. This move can also be performed with gay males, or even a solo male.
1. I came by your house last night to use your pool. I ended up giving your sister a jellyfish.
2. I jellyfished your sister.
2. I jellyfished your sister.
by Captain J. Sizzle April 26, 2011
My boss has a Jellyfish backbone.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.
She speaks of standards and holding employees accountable for results. But, every time she has the chance to prove her statement she makes excuses and does nothing.
by Mr. Harrahs February 26, 2014
A super colorful song about a breakfast food that only takes 3 microwave minutes. It's by Gorillaz, and Features De La Soul and Gruff Rhys. By the time this song is over your Superfast Jellyfish should be delicious and pipping hot.
Dude 1: Man, I have to wait 3 whole minutes for my shit to be ready!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!
Dude 2: Let's just listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Dude 1: HELL YEAH!
by VoltFlare June 12, 2010
by Drdog March 06, 2014
A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 20, 2013