SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 04, 2011

oh for jeez

a statement anger or discontent made by somebody named Sue

sue watches a movie starring Eddie Murphy and he drops the F-bomb
"oh for jeez" sue says then turns her head away while puckering her mouth with anger

by jawsh yoo wah January 07, 2008

Jeez

A mixture of cheese and jiz

Dad, can I get a ham and jeez sandwich

by Jeez god January 23, 2020

jeez

jeez its jesus nickname , we often use it to show our feelings of anger ,excitment etc.

jeez!!!!! that girl piss me!

by majira the strawberry March 20, 2017

Jeez

Jeez or jeez o used in Scotland as slang for the same reason as saying “Jesus Christ” or “omg”

jeez o u scared the crap out of me

by Yournanscabbage June 06, 2023

Jeez

A bigh sigh when someone is sad but wanna seem like if it's happy

Person 1: (today I'm sad but I don't wanna ma friends to notice ) Jeez, hey guys!

by The Dwarf fish March 30, 2022

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025