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Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.
That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!
by barrazjazz November 9, 2020
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jahmoke

less offensive way of saying jerk.
Victor don't be such a jahmoke
by T.I.T.O n Pebbles May 16, 2009
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Jaemo

The amazing, super hot, well endowed boyfriend other girls wish they had.
"Oh my god!" Suzie exclaimed to Gabrielle "Your Jaemo is so tasty".

And Gabrielle thought to her self
"I know, I know...."
by Gabrielle February 27, 2004
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Jammo

by Pirate May 23, 2003
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Jamok

The act of smoking marijuana in any fashion. Any old "Rudeboy" would know whats up when it comes time to "Jamok".
If you've ever used "Rock, Rap, 'n Roll" then you really know whats up, respekt!
The word is most commonly used in succession, i.e. you would shout out "Jamok, Jamok!" two times in a row.
Leroy: Yo, Dolemite, you got the stuff?
Dolemite: Yea man, lets go Jamok it up!
Leroy: Jamok Jamok!
Dolemite: Word!
by Rumjaku April 10, 2010
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jamook

a person of mental or physical incompetence, due to their own lack of grace and social aptitude.
Brett Favre used to be great, now he's just a big jamook.(n)
I don't know why I dated him, it was so jamooky. (adj)
Get your shit together, don't jamook on me. (v)

additional uses:

jalook: lovable jamook- someone who is clumsy or anti-loquacious, but altogether endearing nonetheless. ex: elephants, toddlers, student teachers

jamick: dick jamook- the worst breed of jamook, this person's jamookness is obnoxious, discourteous, often barring any possibility of another individual being attracted to this person. ex: chinese drivers, dps office workers, Hitler.

jalick: lovable dick jamook- a jamook who often acts irrationally and impolitely, but you love them nonetheless, or in some cases you love them because of their jamick qualities. ex: Simon Cowell, Joe Flacco, Amy Winehouse.
by the Y network January 17, 2011
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jamoi

exaulated, most high
by syanide September 18, 2004
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