Jaffered

To be messed up.

This situation is really Jaffered up.

by max November 18, 2003

jaffet

smart, perfect, intelligent. Is used for people that are quiet but very nice and hide their true potential. Very smart and intelligent. Shy yet great, and when they do meet people they are very good friends.

He is so intelligent and smart he is definetly jaffet

by awesome1234 December 24, 2008

jaffet

super smart!!!!

Jaffet is so smart!

by urbandictionaryeditor December 24, 2008

Jaffey

A guy that is always the third wheel in a relationship, everyone blames him for everything and he always takes it well.

Wow Jaffey.

What are you doing Jaffey?

by SupaSimon January 29, 2015

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

jaffa

(n.) An impotent person (male or female) who cannot have children. In the male, this usually produces watery, or no seminal fluid.

I hear he's a jaffa


You fucking jaffa!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

jaffa

A human slave who incubates a Goa'uld larva in his chest. The Jaffa serve as the army of the Goa'uld.

"Jaffa, kree!"

by Teal'c June 13, 2003