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jelly jabber

1. noun: penis
2. noun (pejorative): person displaying a mindless persistence reminiscent of the machine-like repetitive thrusts of a penis engaged in intercourse
1. How's your jelly-jabber?
2. Uh oh, there goes that jelly-jabber again...
by Songg Righta March 14, 2004
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jabber jockey

A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.
That jabber jockey on the radio is a real motor mouth. He never shuts up.
by sputnik radio May 16, 2008
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nigger jabber

When a nigger says he can do something but can't do shit; liar.
I can get a million dollars in one day. Hold up, im gonna get it right now. They really can't even get even $10...now that's nigger jabber
by tks17 August 3, 2013
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jabber laps

The action of driving or cruising in ones car around the local streets and beaches. Jabber lappers typically drive either v8,s that sound good or small doof doof cars with stereos that sound good. Usually done by rev heads on a regular basis on weekends. Male Jabber Lappers tend to drive with one elbow resting out the window. Female Jabber Lappers are a newer breed but they still partake in this pursuit, tending to drive smaller cars typically with some sticker on the back window claiming them to be a princess or 100% bitch.
Jabber Lappers will typically drive the same stretch or circuit of road repeatedly in any given evening or afternoon.
Often referred to as hoons.
The doof doof boys are doing jabber laps again.
by K8T October 10, 2006
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poo jabber

d4vid "Last night i got some good old poo jabber"
by Benji January 28, 2006
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jabber jaw

An indication of ADD or ADHD, that can be described as excessive dialogue of little or no merit for extensive duration’s of time.
“ Ms. Zazerof just told me what she did before work for the third time! She must suffer from a serious case of jabber jaw.”
by Dr. Rafael F. Moreno December 28, 2005
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Jabber Jaw

A sexual act in which a girl, while performing oral sex on a male, moves her bottom jaw forward, behind the sack, and itches the man's gouche.
That Girl gave me a sweet jabber jaw!!!!
by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007
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