italian barber

1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.

2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.

Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!

by Joey G-Spot January 4, 2008

Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

italian sub

Word used to describe someone with disturbing and nauseating body odor.

Someone that smells like oil, vinegar and onions due to poor hygiene.

Me: "God! Steve?... when was the last time you took a shower?"

Steve Caprio: "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"

Me: "You fuckin stink like an Italian Sub dude!"

Steve Caprio: "Fuck you Kosak!"

Me: LOL

by WillyJK December 21, 2008

italiafro

An ethnic hair type, typically dark in color, among those of Italian descent that characterizes itself by extreme thickness and unusual puffiness. Perpetually unwieldy and uncooperative when cut in all styles and lengths and even when ungodly amounts of various hair products are employed, including, but not limited to, gels, mooses, sprays, and waxes.

Cristiano: Dude, hurry up! We're gonna be late for the movie!

Anthony: Sorry, bro. My italiafro is acting up again.

by Mike A. G. October 21, 2006

Italian room

An Italian room is a room in an Italian American home which is totally off limits, with the exception of company on special occasions. It is always decorated with the finest and most fashionable furniture within the purchasing power of the homeowner.

Italian Americans feel this room will fool their guests into thinking they live much better than their income allows. Great care is often taken to hermetically seal Italian rooms with plastic slip covers. This makes the room ready to impress at a seconds notice decades into the future.

See also: Scranton room

"Wow, Vito! Your mother must be really rich. She has TWO Italian rooms!"

"Please Grandma, its Grandpa's funeral reception. Can we please, just this ONCE, sit in your Italian room?"

by Joey "the nose" Uccello September 12, 2009

Itati

The most beautiful girl in the world and no other girls can beat her.She is smart and cute person

Itati you are so beautiful

by Kingejgod December 17, 2018

Italian Girl

We are the girls that are not, and I mean NOT meant to be messed with. Not always tan skin, that's stereotype-Navalidans have pale skin and dark hair, but stereotyping again, we almost all have dark brown hair and dark eyes. We know how to cook without using that old cookbook and we aren't afraid to show off our curves- a little self conscious at first. We often have hairy arms and thick hair.

Hairy arms? You're Italian aren't you?
-Yeah...

Dark hair ,dark eyes, attitude- must be an Italian girl.

by Julianna😘 October 4, 2014