Iron

An unattractive male with long hair, no personality and makes terrible choices with their life.

Dont pull an Iron, bruh

by tooCoolforYourshit October 23, 2010

Iron

Something to flatten/press your clothes.

One of the gang members said he was going to go grab the burner, and came back with a steaming hot iron in his hand. The guy they were jumping thought he must be the most dangerous one, since he wasn't scared of his feminine side, and he knew he was about to lose half of his face forever.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Ironed

The act of getting laid usually in a prone position.

"I hooked up last night with John and he ironed me good."

by Gulliver1953 December 21, 2008

ironism

something thats ironic

that sure is an ironism.!

by barton August 28, 2004

ironical

ironic and comical

It's ironical that your husbands boss is your ex lover.

by Shirley Knot April 9, 2009

ironing

(v)- to masturbate

the term originated in a small group of mmorpg players when someone came up with the excuse of "i'm ironing" when everyone accused him of masturbating to pornography

player 1: there he goes masturbating again

player 2: wtf i'm ironing

player 1: so that's what the kids are calling it these days

by Dallan August 14, 2006

iron

machete

"The iron was slack."

by noixz January 15, 2009