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Iphone is ass and can suck my dick
Iphone suck
Iphone by Ubi jdjdhdhdhd September 16, 2019
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The iPhone is a line of smartphones that are marketed by the company Apple.
Did you see that girl? She has an iPhone 11!
what yo mamma sat on to create the iPad
I had an iPhone but yo mamma sat on it and i got me the first iPad
iPhone by 45879845389204958943703 November 6, 2011
1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).

2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.

3. Every haters worst nightmare.

4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.

5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."

2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."

Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"

3. Me : *on my iPhone*

Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."

Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."

Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."

Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."

*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*

4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"

Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"

Petunia: "Black--"

Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"

5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
iPhone by Refilwe391!:) March 4, 2010
A piece of crap that people would spend their 3 years of savings on, but only to discover that a better version of it came out every 3 weeks.
Guy 1: dude have you seen my new iphone its so fricking awesome!

Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
iPhone by adghaerh April 8, 2010
Well people just make bad reviews about iPhones because they can't afford one. iPhone is a great tool that incompasses google maps, an full internet browser, youtube, a great camera, also can view great photos, a 2-4G video iPod, and also .............. a phone =)
Me: iPhone yo?
you: man those things are gay, why would i shell out
600$ for sumtin like dat?
me: cuz u cant afford it?
you: tru dat, broke like a joke
iPhone by swanjon August 5, 2007