Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

interestang

the gangster version of the word interesting, derived from the language of english. often used by teenagers diaqgnosed with cooliosis.

man, that shirts look interestang, playa!

by tremaster October 30, 2008

interfisting

The act of jamming ones fist up ones rectum to the point of so much pain that they pass out

Dude i was interfisting my bitch and he fell off the bed!

by Melvin Mapel August 19, 2010

Intereating

To be eaten from the inside out by a bug/creature

That bug was intereating her!
Death caused by intereating from an unknown species of bug.

by Druzil January 16, 2011

Intergusting

When something is very interesting yet very disgusting.

I saw this video about Human Anatomy, it was really Intergusting

by FabianBabaYaga March 22, 2021

Interneting

The act of surfing the internet

"I'm staying home today so I'm probably going to do allot of interneting."

by Black Lung Salo May 14, 2009

hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009