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a natural sexual phenomenon made pleasureable by god's ideal placement of the prostate gland. spontaneous orgasm is quicky induced in both parties when the erect shaft of one man is thrust into the anus of another. moderate stimulation of the prostate in this manner can lead to intense pleasure, create a sense of inner peacefulness, help to regulate the digestive system, and lower the risk of prostate cancer.
men can enjoy gay intercourse without actually being homosexual.

"Hi cute straight guy, let me enhance our life with gay intercourse."
gay intercourse by gay_clay May 16, 2004
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What the intercourse!? 

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.
"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

textual intercourse 

My brother said he wasn't into textual intercourse, but I found one of his conversations saved.
textual intercourse by Coppatop85 September 3, 2003

sexual intercourse 

how old are you again?
Chris and Amanada were having sexual intercourse with chains handcuffs until they lost the key.
sexual intercourse by bob May 7, 2005

The Intercourse 

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.
Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse
The Intercourse by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

Shelteral Intercourse 

Having sexual intercourse with a stranger purely for the purposes of having a bed for the night.
I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.

Sexual Intercourse 

1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.