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Instant Mayo Panties

The reaction one (usually a female) has when seeing a picture of Kris Letang, of the Pittsburgh Penguins. See also: spontaneous orgasm.
Catherine: So, I found this picture of Tangers today on PittsburghPenguins.com.

Amanda: Instant Mayo Panties.
by The Pens Broads June 5, 2009
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Instant-gram

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".
"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"
by vxxnsan April 26, 2019
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wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
by fuck-me-grande December 3, 2019
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Instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.
I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.
by Leisure Class Hero April 25, 2011
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instinct boner

An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.

Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.
by KnifeStrauzen May 23, 2011
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Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.
A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.
by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011
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instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.
manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!
by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008
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