Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

by ebensteben April 27, 2008

In-n-Out

One of the bizarre new religions in California, masquerading as a burger chain. Their secrets and mysteries include the "Neapolitan Shake" and the "Animal Style Fries"

I need some In-n-Out right now!

by havocker February 20, 2009

legend in one's own mind

It is a person that exaggerates their self importance. These people like to boast or brag about their achievements, positions and accomplishments. Often seen as drama queens, blowhards and egomaniacs. These people like to inflate their credentials, but in reality they're not that important.

The people who like to inflate their claim to fame are a legend in one's own mind.

by Preston Pierce August 2, 2009

in n out burger

An establishment in which hamburgers are bought and sold. Contrary to conventional fast food-ery, In n Out Burgers are sold in the "Double-Double" format.

"He lives in North Hollywood, by the In n Out Burger"
"Yes Donny, we can go to In n Out Burger"

by Colliflower August 15, 2006

In one eye and out the other

Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.

I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

Down in one

Chugging a beer in one shot

At the bar Steve raised his glass, made a toast, and did a down in one.
chugging drinking

by Scpeck May 25, 2013

walk in on

To open a door only to find that one is interupting a romantic and possibly sexual scene

Mary: "Hey Sharlene, didn't you walk in on your parents boning one time?"
Sharlene: "Uhh.. i don't wanna talk about it"

by MonkeyManners April 2, 2006