Ikea-easy

Any task that is seemingly simple to preform and furthermore appears to be easily handed by all others but yourself. Like assembling Ikea furniture, you always seem to end up with 2 "extra" screws that don't belong anywhere.

- Dad, please come help, I have a flat!
- Come on, son, I'm not coming out to change a tire. Anyone can do that, it's easy!
- You mean: Ikea-easy. Never mind, I'll manage.

by ENOCH'S DAD January 3, 2015

IKEAfying

Decorating a room using items that you purchased while wandering the miles of the IKEA store. IKEAfying makes every room more interesting and beautiful.

I am IKEAfying my bedroom with new curtains, decorations, and bedding I just got at IKEA today.

by MrsD2 January 21, 2016

IKEA

A Swedish furniture store with literally the best, most modern furniture ever. Super cute curtains and bed sheets if you ever need them. FREAKING AMAZING FOOD...try the chicken strips and swedish meatballs they are delish

A: Hey, you wanna get a new couch?
B: WAIT, ARE YOU GOING TO IKEA? HECK YES!

by Spellerkid21 September 20, 2017

IKEA tits

Flat packed tits due to very tight bra that simply explode wheh the bra comes off

I bet Lindsay is packing a pair of IKEA tits, them babies are bigger that they look, can't wait to unleash those bad boys.

by Subbuteokid December 4, 2022

Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat

John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him

by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020

fire in Ikea

A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.

"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"

by JackGunMeister February 19, 2015

ikea-fy

When one purposely furnishes their house with furniture and items from Ikea.

Once we have our own house, I want to ikea-fy every room in it.

by OGFett June 2, 2011