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Noice iOS

Noice is a Critical Ops player and he is also known as the best sniper in the Asia scene. His youtube is Noice iOS therefore, if you guys want to see epic content subscribe to him.
Noice iOS is the best sniper in Asia
by Noicing all the way May 29, 2020
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IO’s Before Hoes

Electing to receive an intraosseous (IO) infusion, an incredibly painful method of providing medicine and fluid to a patient by injecting straight into the bone marrow, rather than deal with thots and bullshitery.
I’m not going to heck her and become a sadboi again, IO’s Before Hoes.”
by shelves1t2 December 10, 2019
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when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells
pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him
by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022
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io

person that indulges in intercourse with ur maternal figure
sam - did it help?
io - i helped ur mom with sex last night lmaooo
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Shark ios

One of the best 60 fps players in Asia critical ops.Also he's sexy af
Shark ios is the best 60 fps in asia
by Sharkeh07 March 20, 2021
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.io

A game genre that originated in April 2015. It all started with Agar.io, a game where you have to eat like a pig and try to become the biggest player in the server. Not long after, Slither.io was released, followed by Wings.io, Diep.io, Splix.io, and many more.
Due to how simple they are to make, there are hundreds of .io games out there.
I remember when the first .io game was released.

Yeah...and the creator was...19 at the time? He probably thought his game would fall off the face of the earth...but instead he created an entire genre!
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 28, 2020
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IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023
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