I just have really high standards

What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.

"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"

by kaly June 28, 2004

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i just woke up

whoever sent you this actually woke up 2-3 hours ago but never left the bed since because they're too lazy

person #1: "wanna call?"
person #2: "cant bro i just woke up"
person #1: "damn nigga that sux"
person #2: "ya"

by 2dollars April 9, 2022

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I Just Did.

A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!

MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."

MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."

MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."

by Joker X March 2, 2004

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I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

by zoe b.goode February 23, 2011