HYPSter

A self-righteous acronym for anyone who gets into the Holy Trinity of Ivy League universities (plus one extra):

Harvard
Yale
Princeton
Stanford

A person who is a HYPSter is probably brilliant but crazy.
This word is a close cousin of the widely-used acronym on College Confidential, HYPS.

Damn, the valedictorian got into all the Ivies and Stanford!! What a HYPSter.

by LeahVanessa September 24, 2010

Hyperthetical

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.

Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).

by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013

Hypist

Person with a deep passion for hype and whose speech and email is embellished with rumor, gossip, innuendo and bait.
Also, "hypism" - the worldview that a hypist enjoys, inculcates and espouses.

If I were you, I wouldn't trust Fleetwood too much. After all he's just a attention-seeking hypist at heart.

by nasah August 4, 2008

hypertrocity

has no meaning, is used to confuse stupid people, i.e. Matt Hartwell

Do you understand the hypertrocity of this situation

by Seamous T. Sweetness January 2, 2004

Hypertone

Hypertone is the fastest music genre starts at 2.5 million bpm. Other music from the same genre speedcore is extratone, ultratone, flextone, supertone, extradrone and deadtone.

Hypertone is one of the most cancerous things a human thing can hear.

by stoerd September 19, 2019

hypester

something that is hip and/or beloved of hipsters, and also has a lot of hype or buzz, usually undeserving

That band is so hypester.

by jenny lizak April 24, 2006

hypertonic

pertaining to literary narrations that exhibit vomitous superfluity

Hypertonic fiction is magical realism gone wrong: it is when (post-Satanic Verses) Rushdie, in trying to achieve Marquez, bloats magic/metaphor to a point where a reader's "suspended disbelief" droops into profound mistrust.

by Sabrina Sadique December 15, 2008