proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

ex-husband

1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.

2) Tyrannical douchebag.

3) Soul sucking piece of shit.

4) Self-centered bastard.

5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches

Q: "Are you afraid of going to hell?"
A: "No, I have an ex-husband."

by 2good2B4gotten October 14, 2010

husband's bulge

Old-timey, folksome, or religious nutjob's "polite" or naive way of explaining what a boner, visible underneath clothing is. It implies that the speaker doesn't believe sex or sexual desire should happen outside of marriage; so only a husband would have a boner. But "boner" or "erection" are too scandalous and obscene to say.

That guy in class was totally trying to hide his....husband's bulge under his books.

by anonnigh September 30, 2013

husband cute

Being attractive enough to marry in regards to specific categories such as personality, character, specific physical attributes, but not necessarily what one would call "hott" or "sexy".

Despite Dr. Fars overweight stature, his nice eyes and great personality makes him husband cute.

by JAKKL November 2, 2011

Husbandry

hus·band·ry
/ˈhəzbəndrē/

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noun
The act of going balls to the wall to become the best husband on the planet. Commitment to care, cultivation, and evolution of your marriage.

Seth is so committed to the art of husbandry, that he has zero chance of losing half his shit. Seth has mad husbandry skillz.

by Seddy Mazel August 21, 2020

National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021

Husband

1. A man that you love (unless you want a divorce)
2. Usually the father of the kids or an amazing step father

3.somebody you want to have sex with (unless you want to divorce or is crap in bed )
4.someone who is probably scared of you.
5. Someone you love to annoy
6. Someone who will love you even if your in a bad mood or don't have makeup on.

7.someone you would die for .

I love my husband he cares for me even if I'm being a turd

by Sarah_e_t_w_ July 18, 2017