MJ Hatering

A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.

Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?

Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!

Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering

by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011

Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

by Koala Beer November 6, 2004

hankering

craving something bad!

I have a hankering for some Hagus right now.

by Alex T. Grossi October 6, 2003

whale hunting

Whale hunting, A group of friends goes out with the sole purpose to pick up the most overweight girls possible and have sex with them, The person who brings home the biggest catch wins!

Me and my friends went whale hunting and I won.. She must have been around a thousand pounds

by Neffneffneff September 20, 2007

Huntingdon

A medium sized town in Cambridgeshire (England), where everything is so completely average and grey that not even happiness can escape the shroud of despair that lingers on.

There are 4 card shops on the same street. Also a 99p store.
Those are the main attractions.
Also, a homeless guy sits outside starbucks.

Hey man, what's Huntingdon like?
Ever read 'The Road'?
oh.

by Ronald McLankyleg February 21, 2011

hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

hunterisabot

tiktok user with amazing content. supplies quality humor, typically based on the popular 90s anime Neon Genesis Evangelion, and is a very helpful person when dealing with his mentally ill fans.

"Hunterisabot posted! Have you watched it yet?"
"ugh.. Not yet! I have finish crying first."

by limejell0 March 3, 2021