by Sir Hotbod Handsomeface January 8, 2009
Get the Tax Hike Mike mug.Dude do you have a thing for jessica?
na, I dont wanna mess with that I heard shes a dick hiker
Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"
na, I dont wanna mess with that I heard shes a dick hiker
Plies in "Plenty Money" "Aint fuckin with that ho cuz shes a dick hiker"
by Obama4Lyfe September 15, 2009
Get the Dick Hiker mug.The art of bitch hiking is similair to that of hitch hiking, except instead of the goal being free rides, it is free pussy in different states and provinces.
Billy: I wanna hitch hike all over the world with greasy truckers!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!
by cactus-lover October 15, 2009
Get the bitch hike mug.When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009
Get the Flemish hitch-hiker mug.The term can be used as taking a honeymoon hike when the entire family is in the house and there is no where for you and your partner to go for some privacy. So taking a hike for a quickie, let it be BJ, HJ or goin for it all and havin sex against the trees or on the ground if your dirty enough for it. Its usually just a quickie but whatever.
"Babe theres no where to go for us to be alone, grandparents are nappin in your room, parents are giving a tour to your cousins and theres kids running around all over the place, lets take a honeymoon hike."
example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"
example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"
by latin-kitten May 8, 2009
Get the Honeymoon Hike mug.Noun: The action of taking SJW feminists on a "hike" of facts that prove them wrong and get them triggered.
One day, Brandon sits down Selena. Brandon then took Selena on a dyke hike, saying "The election wasn't hacked", and "You are a sexist scum". Selena stomped out of the room, very triggered.
by DATRU12YEAROLD February 5, 2017
Get the dyke hike mug.The hike in the price of milk was connected with the reported increase in discontent among dairy farmers.
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