horse's hoof

Cockney rhyming slang: a poof; a homosexual.

The barman's a horse's hoof!

by David Taylor February 11, 2004

iron hoof

pouf, pantywaist,corksoaker

look at him, he must be an iron, carries a handbag.

by willy woofter October 15, 2003

pussy-on-the-hoof

An easy lay, a nymph, a female who just can't get enough dick...any time any where any way.

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.

by BarZ November 22, 2008

buffalo hoof

camel toe in massive proportions

That woman has massive camel toe, nar is buffalo hoof

by Hendogs Cumsalot October 10, 2013

bison hoof

abnormally large or stretched out, hangy,vaginal lips.

I got my bison hoof stuck in the zipper of my jeans yesterday!

by therivordreward May 18, 2005

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017

Meth Hoof

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.

1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.

by RoseJones March 30, 2021