Hoof Cock 

A penis from which a toe nail is growing.

Ew, gross trim your hoof cock.

Hoof Cock by Step-Sister fister November 16, 2010

HOOF NUMBER 

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

HOOF NUMBER by VINCENT JOHNSON November 9, 2007

Hoof Wood 

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

Hoof Wood by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoof Claw 

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.

Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.

Hoof Claw by Impure zero September 30, 2017

Hoof draggin bitch 

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

Hoof draggin bitch by Urban observer September 17, 2019

Hoof Hugging

A slang term used to describe sexual interraction between two female homosexuals.

Sarah and I were hoof hugging all night long.

Hoof Hugging by Kweese February 15, 2021

Hoof and Woof 

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

Hoof and Woof by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021