The barman's a horse's hoof!
by David Taylor February 11, 2004

pouf, pantywaist,corksoaker
by willy woofter October 15, 2003

by Hendogs Cumsalot October 9, 2013

Say did you fuck Jane, wow so did I, so did he, and so did she...with a dildo. She is just pussy-on-the-hoof.
by BarZ December 9, 2008

by therivordreward May 19, 2005

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"
Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"
2=
Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 6, 2012

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.
by jpdlglp June 18, 2017
