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Housesexual

A person that is sexually attracted to homes of anyone usually when it is empty or one of their own.
Their technique is usually sticking their penetrator into vents or anything it will fit in that arouses them sexually.
Women on the other hand use whatever will fit in their Grand Canyon to arouse them.
You are such a housesexual
by Memesader March 30, 2019
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Human Horseshoes

A sexual act where the male partner lays on his back on the ground, then the woman tries to run, jump and land on the man's erect penis.
The girl last night was nuts, she wanted to play Human Horseshoes!
by Miss Mantis October 11, 2011
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slow your horses

woah there Johnny, slow your horses
by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017
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bull fucking horseshit

an exclamation claiming disbelief

similar to bullshit, but with far more emphasis and humor
john: hey steve! I finally got laid by emily!

steve: BULL FUCKING HORSESHIT! I went out for her with two months and we never fucked!
by usualsuspectgigity November 29, 2011
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hold your horses

Whoa, hold your horses there, big guy. We're not leaving yet.
by KungFoolio March 31, 2004
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Internet Whore Houses

Places on the internet that you can go and get anything you want (especially porn), but end up getting a few viruses and adwares at the same time. Kazaa is a good example.
by Mastermind122288 May 16, 2005
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Horseshoe vortex

The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the wing. This is made up of the wing vortex, trailing vortices (see trailing vortex) and starting vortex. The latter is a vortex formed due to changes in the vorticity of the wing vortex, i.e due to changes in airspeed.
I can't honestly think of a good example for you. Sorry
by victorhadin December 7, 2003
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