Heffapotamus

A heffa who is so much of a heffa that the word heffa alone is not adequate to describe her/him.

That beeyotch is BEYOND heffa. She's a heffapotamus

by Allandd February 18, 2011

hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered

Dude you are totally hoff drunk!

by david hasselhoff the 3rd July 2, 2007

hoffyslapped

When HOFFY or anyone kicks anyones ass in anything.

I Hoffyslapped daddy warbucks for 77 dotz last Saturday

by Hoder April 25, 2017

Hoffman's Law

Temporary solutions tend to become permanent.

Take the time to do it the right way before Hoffman's Law bites us.

by DevOps Dude May 30, 2018

the Hoff and the Germans

David Hasselhoff was one of the artists who performed on the stage of the big party in Berlin, back in the days the berlin wall - and with it the iron curtain - felt. Since then, the Hoff is a cult icon in Germany.
His song "i am looking for freedom" is still asociated with this happening and its zeitgeist.
Most germans know that its trashy kitsch kult about him, they take it with a smile.
part its a little bit like that chuck norris thing, part it's the remember of the night the divided country became one nation again.

David Hasselhoff wore black leather and drove a speaking computer-car. He was like MADE for the German audience of '89.
thats the tale of the Hoff and the Germans

by Sugardaddy T February 25, 2008

Big rig hoffmann

a/an big rig hoffmann is a sexy alpha farmer that has a huge penis and is in love with Luke Wiethoff, the big rig hoffman is also an amazing farmer but complains about his bad harvest every year

Wow look at that alpha farmer male too bad he is a big rig hoffmann

by Aspergers=massburgers October 4, 2019

Licking Hoff

Refers to the recently developed Hoffsicle, a life-like popsicle in the shape of David Hasselhoff. Licking Hoff which is apparently more popular in Europe than in the U.S., consists of licking this life-like Hoffsicle until your heart is content. A pleasant raspberry flavor is hopefully all you'll taste when you "lick the hoff."

It's really hot out, how refreshing would "Licking Hoff" be right now?

by Procrastinating Philosopher July 6, 2011