HIV

Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.

Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.

by Robjef622 May 27, 2017

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016

The Hiv

The hiv is a slang term for saying someone as the HIV virus.

Holy shit bro I got the HIV!

by HoopDaddy1 May 24, 2016

Hiv

Funny

I have hiv

by Ekdnsk020728d December 10, 2019

HIV

The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.

"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"

by TapeEater February 28, 2023

HIV

A type of STD (Super Technological Device) but it means HELPFUL INTELLIGENT VEHICLE

did you hear the new HIV tesla is coming out with

by YOURMOM 42069 December 18, 2020

HIV

Helpful intelligent Vehicle

I'm getting a HIV tomorrow!

by FriendlyRobber1 December 22, 2020