Hick

Basically the average american or the typical Wal-Mart customer:

Likes to wear john deer hats but never rode a john deer nothing in their life.

Drives pickup trucks but no part of there life requires them owning a pickup truck.

Wears "Don't mess with Texas shirts and has confederate flags all over their trunk but lives, and has never left, Connecticut.

Hicks are the worse due to their failed attempt to convince people they are country/hillbillys when the concept is already fucking retarted. So a hick is like a super retarded person.

See also... Redneckhillbilly

by JARTAyMEDIA April 27, 2016

Hicks

people who are obbsesed with being ignorant

the people who live on brown church road, especially Eugene Christian

by Steve February 6, 2004

hick

a person from the mid-west... who dresses like a lumberjack and "plays" with chickens

by Yousuf May 28, 2003

hick

Appendage Hungry Mountain People

"I hit my head on a rock and that damn Hick tried to amputate my foot!"
"Dirty bastards!"

by Joe Leibowitz November 21, 2003

hick

1. Another name for a redneck

2. Midwesterners and Southerners in the United States of America.

The Southeren hick went out to work on the farm.

by Swarsfanatic May 10, 2005

hick

those people who talk funny in texas chainsaw massacre or someone who lives in a oldschool silver, shiny pill shaped trailer, talks funny, has a mullet, wears trucker hats, has ripped up jeans and a belt with a semi truck or a gun on their belt buckle

hey look its billy bob johnson what a fuckin hick lets go piss on his trailer and put sand in his dirtbike

by jesse November 2, 2003

hick

somebody(like me)who worships:elvis,dirtbikes,and their cusins

"hey Cletus you know what my dream is???watching elvis rip out on my dirtbike while screwing my sister"

by YOUR MOM July 25, 2003