Hetero Asexual

Hetero meaning the liking or preference of the opposite gender. Asexual meaning the satisfaction with oneself.

To be a hetero Asexual can mean the possible definitions:

1. Likes or has preference of the opposite gender or the form of the opposite gender, but doesn’t not care or have a desire to seek a relationship with the opposite gender. Individuals with this type may also exclude female contact, or obtain a disregard or limitation to intimacy or sexuality with the opposite gender.

2. Has interest in the opposite gender’s form, but doesn't care for association with the opposite gender.

3. An individual who obtains a personal interest in the opposite gender, commonly arousal, but has no intention or desire to associate or engage in intimate relations with the opposite gender.

A hetero Asexual is a male or female that is interested in the form of the opposite gender; however, has no interest in a relationship with the opposite gender.

by David White Rock November 17, 2016

cis hetero

A heterosexual person whose gender aligns with what they were assigned at birth.

As a cis hetero woman, I was born female, I am a woman, and I prefer to date men.

by jfreedom913 July 15, 2016

Heterobrolationship

A relationship whereby a male and female are connected by a somehow romantic bro-like bond

If House and Wilson have a homobrolationship, then a female/male deal would be a heterobrolationship...

by werdnanoslen February 10, 2010

Heterocide

When you murder something but it's no homo

Jerry: "I'm sorry bro but dmitri said i have to commit homocide."
Terry: "No homo tho right?"
Jerry: "You're right bro, my bad. Dmitri said i have to commit heterocide."

by nohomocide July 27, 2019

devin hester

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

by JRice80 December 6, 2006

heteroemotional

A person who has an emotional and romantic attraction solely to and has romantic relationships solely with people of the opposite sex. This term does not imply a certain sexual orientation.

Note: This term is in contrast to the term heterosexual, which in its dictionary definition implies merely a sexual attraction to the opposite sex, with no regard to emotional attachment whatsoever. A person could, for example, be bisexual and sexually attracted to both sexes but heteroemotional and only emotionally attracted to the opposite sex, and thus will only date someone of the opposite sex.

Rob: Have you ever noticed how some girls want to mess around with other girls but would never date one?
Nick: Yeah, man, they might be bisexual, but they're heteroemotional.

by Megini March 1, 2009

The Dirty Little Heaters

The most shamefully underrated band of this generation. Best female singer I've ever heard and the band is really heavy and rad. The theory is even though people are blown away when they play the girl isn't pretty and will therefore never be able to gain huge status. From Chapel Hill.

Q: I like that band The Dirty Little Heaters but they aren't much to look at!
A: Go suck your cock off.

Q: Man, that band _____ writes good songs but can't catch a break!
A: They're getting Dirty Little Heatered!

by Lance from Greensboro November 6, 2009