hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay

(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity

by Brian Dickson/ Zach McMillan May 10, 2007

hetero ground wire

a woman in a menage a trois involving homophobic men

Jill offered to be Bill's hetero ground wire in a menage a trois involving Bill's coworker Stan.

by purple phaedrus May 15, 2008

Hetero Keyboard spam

The act of spamming a keyboard in a straight way, unlike the gay culture keyboard spam.

Straight person: asipufgaiugfvljdfkjbagipfuhauduguadsydhsgv
person #1: I dunno, that sounds pretty gay
person #2: Oh come on, thats obviously *hetero keyboard spam*

by Bergentruckung January 22, 2021

hetero sack

A drug dealer who uses sandwich bags & knots the end so you can never get the bag open, forcing you to rip it open & spill your shit. Very rarely seen in the homosexual lifestyle, hence the name.

Goddammit! Why does Mitch always have to use a hetero sack?!

by hookiecunt January 17, 2009

hetero-ethnosexual

someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex belonging to a certain ethnicity, they are somewhat asexual but heterosexual only to certain ethnicities,in between hetero-sexual and asexual, similar to gray-asexuals

1. not only are you racist for only dating white guys, but you're also a hetero- ethnosexual

2. she has turned down every man who asked her on a date, is she hetero-sexual,bi-sexual,hetero-ethnosexual or is she a lesbian, because it looks like shes not really into men

by wHaTzYoNaMe October 31, 2015

hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.

Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?

by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017

Hetero-Pride

Something that I have in me; my not being or supporting homosexuality. It is great to be a straight (see heterosexual) and be a member of the moral majority!

I have hetero-pride and I voted YES on the same sex marriage amendment.

by Republican Warrior July 27, 2005