Harpster

The best damn last name in the whole mother fucking universe.

Look at titsmcgee over there she must be a Harpster.

by red dirt1 January 26, 2014

hypester

a combination of "hipster" and "shyster"

Holy crap! Aviva is the craziest hypester I have ever seen in my entire life! Erin might be a hypester too, but there's no evidence on Facebook to suggest she is.

by ABC123EasyAs March 24, 2011

Herbster

Loser who dresses up like a hipster 24/7

Look at that herbster, wearing skinny jeans and a beanie and a scarf when its 95 degrees out,

by SkullyScream! July 11, 2012

Harpestering

Pestering someone to the point of it bordering on harassment.

Chuck sent so many emails to Danielle simply trying to evoke a response that she found the behavior so harpestering that she finally responded with an invitation to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

by GripeApe November 16, 2006

nude harvester

Someone you pay to collect nude pics, usually a close friend or someone with close ties to the bitch you want to fuck

Yo, can you be my nude harvester this month? I'll pay $50 up front.

by MillerMemestar February 14, 2017

harvester

Female who is fat and homely looking

that chick next door is a harvester

by SDJO December 28, 2005

penis harvester

a man or woman who takes in large numbers of penis for their own pleasure.

Ted: hey, john, wanna go see fall out boy?

John: wow, fall out boy? those penis harvesters, im going to see cannibal corspe.

by cannibalcorpse6969 October 30, 2009