Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.

Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.

by droe1021 May 20, 2019

faux hawk

A mohawk, but instead of a "real" mohawk where you shave the sides of your head, you just glue up the middle part of your regular hair so that it is in the style of the mohawk.

"There was a punk show tonight, but I didn't want to shave the sides of my head so I just made my hair into a fauxhawk."

by Haushinka November 24, 2003

Hakdog

If someone is confused say hakdog

Someone:huh?!?
You:hakdog

by Hakdoggggmemer November 28, 2019

cougar hawk

A gentleman of any age who preys on cougars. This gentleman is very knowledgeable in the ways of the cougar and is an expert at looking like prey while actually being the predator. He often uses this insight to work the cougar while working other ladies or multiple packs of cougars at the same time. This is usually accomplished though intermittent flirting throughout the evening. The cougar hawk is not to be confused with a guy wearing mirrored shades and a Hustler jacket hitting on everything in the room.

The cougar hawk is a gentleman first. A master of etiquette. He will never cock block one of his party for his own gains. He knows cougars hunt in packs when you see one there are many. The best cougar hawks approach a bar like a puzzle or riddle. The size up all prospective action upon entering and allot enough time to each candidate to maximize his efficiency. A cougar hawk is an asset in any band of merry men.

“Careful bud or that cougar is going to maul you.” Don’t you worry boys, I am a wise man when is comes to the ways of the cougar. In 12 hours she will be making me breakfast. Do you all want breakfast? I can have her call some friends?”

“Hey man I don’t know if things are going to work out with these chicks. She just figured out she knows me but cant remember I used to date her sister”. “That’s ok man I’ve been been making eyes at these ladies at the end of the bar and Jay is on his way. Jay is a real cougar hawk I’ve seen him line up three groups of chicks and take two of them with him.

by J.C. Partiers April 24, 2007

Hawk Fuck

What you call someone when you're upset about someone trying to spit game to girls.

Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!

by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011

Death Hawk

Death hawks are a branch off of the origonal mohawks, but with a few key differences. Most mohawks are gelled tight & upright, sticking up straight in the air. There are also libery spikes which have a cone base, whoch are also tightly gelled. The main distinguishing attribute of a death hawk is for it NOT to be gelled, but more often simply tousled up with hairspray, giving is a mre feathered, puffy look.

Death hawks, unline mohawks & liberty spikes, are more commonly associated with Gothic or Industrial music instead of Punk or Alternative.

"Woah man, look at that chick's mohawk!"
"You dumbshit, that's not a mohawk, that's a Death Hawk!"
"Whoops, my bad."

by JoEllellellelle June 2, 2009

Hard Hawk

The ability to obtain an erection for longer than 100 hours. ONLY immortals are blessed with this godly gift.

(If you do not have a Hard Hawk and have a boner for more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately)

The Hawk at Phillips Academy Andover is blessed with a Hard Hawk.

by The Hawk Man May 14, 2005