hat

a condom (used mainly by teenagers)

Don't forget to wear a hat before you do it.

by The Return of Light Joker March 27, 2008

hat

The exchangable lid/bowl for the beast. Different size hats hold different amounts of weed.

"Man, we got a lot of people hitting the beast. Throw on the 'party hat' will ya."

by hollistercoiner February 6, 2004

hat

the foreskin on a penis

poor Jake has no hat

by Rilo August 8, 2003

hat

A word that is used in place of the word "virginity", mainly used among youths.

Although it may seem ridiculous, this novel defence of such usage has been made:

"You lose your hat when you go on foriegn vacations, right? And you also lose your virginity when you go on vacation."

It should be noted that the only similarity between a hat and virginity is that people do not usually lose either of them on foriegn vacations.

"So tell me how you lost your...hat"

by Seagram's March 14, 2007

putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

hat

the hat goes on the head

hat instructions en espanol
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by sniper bob January 2, 2009

Hat

1. Being really cool or top notch
2. Being Boss or dank
3. Being the best or close to it

Man That dude over there is so hat
or
Damn, I was hat in that game of basketball
or
That is the Hattest thing ever!

by The Hattest Person Ever January 26, 2009