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fish harmonica

A woman's cooter, especially one involved in oral sex
This girl totally let me play her fish harmonica after one date.
by Lumpy Stiltskin October 29, 2015
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colombian harmonica

a colobian harmonica is achieved when a amount of cocaine is poured on the penis; and the penis is in-turn used to apply the cocaine to the gums of another party; typically, of the female gender. See "number"
a colombian harmonica will get a stripper to blow you in much the same manner as dumping beef gravy on your dick would a fat chick
by DanRatherNot May 28, 2008
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Burn Harmonica

An imaginary instrument played by the person or persons being insulted.

The instrument is mimed and the insultee makes a sound along the lines of 'wububullyuuu'
'nice outfit mate, you look like a banker'

'BURN HARMONICA'

*mime the harmonica"
by RstarMenergy February 21, 2009
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Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.
Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.
by chaseoff May 22, 2014
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porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
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Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole
The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica
by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018
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harlem harmonica

While going down on a female, pinch her vaginal lips together and attempt to play them like a harmonica.
"My man was eating my pussy last night and decided to give me a Harlem harmonica. I slapped him so hard!"
by Rustyshacklefurd August 21, 2018
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