Hard

Extremely Good, really nice, expensive

That new David Banner CD is hard!
That new Escalade is so hard!

by CANDACE December 15, 2003

hards

A vague and unknown body region that can be held by another person.

Yohannes: Can we hold hards now?

Ish: Sure, but you gotta help me find mine.

by Hawtyboggin April 12, 2007

hard-on

(alternate spelling of hardon)
1. An erection
2. A problem
Although definition 1 is far more common, 2 is occasionally used. It is used with "for", as in "Having a hard-on for..." It implies an unhealthy fixation, and it is pejorative, in that (obviously) it implies a homoerotic obsession.

Ever since I got Jim fired, he's had a real hard-on for me.
Stop picking on him! Why do you have such a hard-on for him anyway, dude?

by ThisIsAmir August 16, 2004

Harding

A sexless prison of plutonic friendship.

If this girl thinks I'm too nice I might end up in the Harding.

by Scottford Lawrence Weatherall December 15, 2008

hard on

1. An erect penis.
2. A contemptible person.

Why you fuckin' hard on!! I'll fuckin' Carlton Fisk ya fuckin' head with a Lousiville fuckin' sluggah!!

by Qbert July 30, 2004

Hard

The Test.

Go to church u fucking perv

The 8 yr old gurl: That test was hard.

by NateYT April 6, 2020

Hard

Happens when something sexy is seen

When i see PaulieV im suddenly hard

by Thefuckndriller January 25, 2021