by Lonny February 4, 2005
Originally from northern Ontario, legend has it that the Hand Job Ghost has been known to sneak into rooms at night and give sleeping cottagers hand jobs. Also commonly used as a good excuse for waking up with with a surprise load of jizz in your pants.
1. Upon waking up with a creamy surprise in his bed, Cicero assumed that the Hand Job Ghost had paid him a visit in the night.
by Opposite Doctor June 26, 2009
A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.
Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.
by E-yo-ass March 23, 2014
Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.
by RBAK March 18, 2016
The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.
Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.
by NemesisRed March 18, 2021
by Dr. Kool August 29, 2006
The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
by Notionally Existing September 5, 2011